Saturday, May 30, 2009
Hold the Fat Please
A week ago, I went and had blood work done. I had to drink the dreaded glucose yuck!! I found out when you have this do and you are not pregnant you get the pleasure of drinking twice as much. Oh, joy! The reason the doctor thought I needed to have this test is I have been having some crazy symptoms i.e. moodiness, fatigue, and unable to loose weight. I am a fat bitch. Turns out I have Insulin Resistance. That means that my body makes too much insulin, which could be causing my symptoms. How do you treat it? You loose weight. Therefore, I am going to jump on the bandwagon with my crazy brother and go on his fruit, vegetables, and beans (with no salt) only diet. He has been on it since February and has lost 30 pounds. My goal is to lose 60 pounds. I plan to document my progress on a separate blog if any one is interested. I may even put up a before picture. I think this is going to be a lifestyle change that is going to take awhile for me to get used to, but it is something I really want to do for my daughter and myself. I am sure my husband will like it too. So, if you come to my houses for dinner bring a head of lettuce and toilet paper. I have a feeling the need for toilet paper in this house is about to skyrocket.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
FYI
I took Kay to the doctor yesterday. We had to go to the back entrance. They put us right in a room. The doctor came checked out her spots and confirmed what I had already diagnosed her with on the Internet. Chicken pox!!! Oh and just for good measure and ear infection as well. I had no idea that her ear even hurt. She has never had an ear infection before!!!
Off we went out the back entrance with an antibiotic and some really strong antihistamine. They did not even want me to go up front and pay my co pay. They just wanted us out. My poor baby is miserable. I told her not to scratch so she is rolling around on the carpet. Sad I know. I was told that since she had the vaccine they would not be as bad or last as long. So, the vaccine was worth it. Although a little heads up that she could still catch them would have been nice. Oh and by the way, my hubby has not had them or the vaccine. Fun times ahead!!
Did anyone watch the Jon and Kate “Going Green” episode Sunday night? I cannot believe the audacity of Kate. She was complaining the entire time. I mean come on Kate. I really used to like you. I thought you were a real mom in the real world, but now you have all the money you could want, and you think it is ok to treat people like shit. Where would you be if it were not for your TV show? I mean really. One more thing please stop playing with your earring. I am concerned for the safely of your earlobe.
Hope that you all have a great hump day!!!
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Spots
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
50 Things
Here are 50 things about me you may or may not want to know.
I believe in God I am a Christian.
My parents were married until I was 21.
My mom has had breast cancer twice.
I have two brothers my oldest died when he was born.
I met my husband at an EMT class.
I took the EMT class to meet boys.
I did not like my husband when I first met him.
My first speeding ticket was for 38mph in a 35mph zone.
My second was 78mph in a 45mph zone.
My father in law is a preacher.
I rarely agree with what he says.
I believe that ALL people should have the same rights.
I am a democrat
My dad is a democrat
My mom is a republican
I am scared of vomit.
I have a friend who is scared of pubic hair.
I have OCD
I have OCD
I wash my hands at least 20 times a day.
I use a roll of paper towels a day.
I am really starting not to like Kate Gosslien.
I am excited that Anna Dugger is pregnant.
I pray the same prayer every night.
I love reading blogs.
I wish I could write better.
I have nightmares about the NICU
I hate to have people spend the night with me.
The first boy I ever kissed was named Will.
My moms first kiss was Will’s dad.
I love the TV show Bewitched I DVR it everyday.
I had my daughters named picked out since I was 17.
I had my daughter when I was 28.
I cursed my doctor when I was in the hospital on bed rest
My mother and father in law once had an accident during sex.
I am VERY sorry I know this.
I had to go in the bathroom and laugh while we were at the hospital with them.
My father in law thinks that I think he had a hernia
I know that a very close friend of mine is having an affair.
I like to read.
I like to roller skate.
I was bullied in middle and high school.
I have a learning disability in math.
I went to nursing school, but had to quit. See #16
I have never been out if the country.
I do not like to go on vacation.
My husband used a really lame pick up line on me.
I have been married 11 years.
I admire single mothers.
I am so glad this is over.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Almost...
Friday, March 27, 2009
Something Nice??
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I'm Back!!!
As for the family...we are doing well. Miss Kay will not wear her glasses. I have tried EVERYTHING!!!! We are now putting Atropine drops in her "good" eye every third day. She is now crossing her "good" eye, but I am told that is normal. She goes back to the doctor in April.
We finally moved into our new house. It has been almost three years since we left our old one. I still get home sick for the old house and town, but I am much better than I was.
Well hopefully this will last and I can share some of my crazy stories.